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Go Screw Yourself! Go Screw Yourself!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn. I thought mine was going to suck balls in comparison. But now I feel better. =P


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Subway Edition - horror Subway Edition - horror

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This was... Not What I'd Hoped For

There were a few problems with this that made it lacking in the scary department:

-You used childish Japanese animation.
-The movie was way too short.
-It didn't scare me (and I'm not one to be brave).
-The whole "every time the screen moves quickly, were gonna play that cheesy comedy record scratch" thing screwed it over for me.
-There was no subtlety at all.
-The girl's death was actually kinda funny.
-The creepy smile almost made me think this might just be scary; but it turned out that it came down to just a staring contest.
-Finally, the kid just looked at her and was like, "Meh."

I would've loved to have seen better; but what can you do? Keep trying. You may get to scaring me eventually. =l


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Amityville Toaster Amityville Toaster

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yay! Toaster!

Animation: 3
Story: 3
My Liking: 4

I'd love to play around with that thing! =P



Dragonfly. Dragonfly.

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was a cute short-story

But the size of balloon was not proportional to the basket or to the weight of the elephant. And I know it is a cartoon, and the elephant is the size of a person, but the balloon still wouldn't have been able to carry him. This means that it all comes down questioning of you even using references when making this film, like going on Google to see pictures of hot air balloons.

But all in all, it was pretty good.

Story: 3
Animation: 3
My Liking: 3



Don't Sleep, Robby! Don't Sleep, Robby!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fricken' Funny!

Must have been a pain in the ass to make, though. But it did try to make up for it. And I appreciate that. Keep it up, and don't work to hard.

Or you'll be in a world of shit. =P

Story: 3
Animation: 3
My Liking: 4


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Bobert-Rob responds:

Ah, but without that effort, where would I be? I certainly don't want to get lazy with it. But this episode did involve a lot, a lot more than the next few episodes will involve. It's going to be the longest episode I make for awhile, I think. Dunno, episode 8 MIGHT be a long one, but I may or may not even do that one, so who knows. Thanks for watching!


|~Snow Snow For Lucy~| |~Snow Snow For Lucy~|

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wonderful!!!

Story: 3
Animation: 3
My Liking: 4

Beautiful story! I absolutely loved it! The animation was great too. But the definition wasn't very good. But you made up for it. This is going straight to my favorites! =P



School 13 - TongueTied School 13 - TongueTied

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An Adorable Russian Piece!

Is it Russian? I hope so. I don't wanna look like an idiot. It was a cute short film. =P

Story: 3
Animation: 3
My Liking: 4


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Jesus Sweets! Jesus Sweets!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ohhhhhh..... God!!!

Animation: 2
Story: 3
My Liking: 4

That was too good! Once again, you have brought me something great, Kirb. I mean, "Jesus Pieces"........ FTW! =P



Get on My Horse Get on My Horse

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fantastically Annoying!

Story: 1
Animation: 3
My Liking: 5!

My Liking only goes up to 4!! It was just really funny! The only thing that wasn't so nice is that you didn't even put a pause button it it! Oh well, at least I can drive the people around my insane! Mwahahahahaha!!!!! =P



Charlie Brown Murders Charlie Brown Murders

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A little short but....

Story: 3
Animation: 3
My Liking: 3

It was funny, and the violence and swearing were just great. Oh how I wish it was longer! =P