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BlueToaster

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Henryville, Indiana
Job: Comedian/Writer

All in all, you're just another brick in the Wall.....

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Noel: The Savior of Life and Death

Posted by BlueToaster Dec. 20, 2009 @ 1:50 PM EST

Where I'm at, it barely snows. So it's just cold.....

WTF?!

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You may ask yourself about the title. It's a really good idea that I came up with a while back. I don't want to say anything, but I'll give you details on what my character, Noel, looks like:

-Tall
-Has black and dark gray armor
-A round mask
-Eyes like headlights
-A black cape
-An equipment belt
-Army boots (Yes, he's in the army.)
-Carries two handguns, two grenades, a detonator, a futuristic grenade launcher, and a long, black dagger (more like an over sized knife) with brass knuckles as its handle.

All in all, I don't want to tell you more. That includes personality, plot, other characters, and time. This is still an idea in progress. And it would be nice to make this into a flash. But oh well....

Now for a pic. =P

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What the hell?

Posted by BlueToaster Dec. 16, 2009 @ 6:29 PM EST

I'm gone for a few hours and everything's blue and white!

Also, it's been awhile since I last posted. I couldn't think of anything I wanted to share. Neither can I think of anything right now.

So......

Let's party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Super Mario Extacy!

Posted by BlueToaster Dec. 10, 2009 @ 9:49 PM EST

Coming on.... I mean "to" a store near you!

It would be funny if someone actually gave two shits about my posts. Because even if I post this, it'll only be like 2 to 4 comments! See if you can prove me wrong. Comment with as many actual thoughts -not spam- as you can. Because I want to know what you're thinking.

Now, for funny pic. =P

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Such a Lonely Day.... And I'ts Mine.

Posted by BlueToaster Dec. 4, 2009 @ 10:34 PM EST

I'm happy. Plain and simple.

And for the record, I don't get a lot of comments. This makes me sad, because I tell you to comment and make conversation, but you ignore me.

Although I haven't been on for only a couple days, I still missed my friends (Commie and Deprati).

Anyway, tell me what's going on with you guys lately. I'm just playing video games and watching movies. =P

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The United States as we know it:

It turns out it wasn't as shitty as I once thought (even though I didn't think it was shitty in the first place). I mean, we have a lot of problems, but so does everybody else. So let's not try to put ourselves above or below other nations of Mother Earth.

On a lighter note;

Thanksgiving was great, and I'm having an also great weekend. Is there anything you guys want to talk about? I'd love for you to keep commenting so we can have an actual conversation.

So until then, Bye! =P

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Just kiddin'.

Have a Happy Turkey Day!!

........ I mean Thanksgiving. =P

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I Love Guns. I Don't Know Why.

Posted by BlueToaster Nov. 24, 2009 @ 10:37 PM EST

I guess they're just awesome.

Do you like guns? If so, tell me your favorites.

Bye, for now! =P

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The Walrus and The Carpenter

Posted by BlueToaster Nov. 22, 2009 @ 6:09 PM EST

I've been thinking a lot about Alice In Wonderland lately- (you can see that from visiting my favorite art) -which has inspired me to imagine my own version of the film. Although going in to it would take forever, I'm just gonna tell you the title: Malice In The Underworld.

Now, please, choose something you'd like to talk about today:

-The pic below.
-Alice In Wonderland.
-My new idea.
-Other.

And now, for the the pic I mentioned earlier. =P

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Mushroom People Are Out To Get Me!!

Posted by BlueToaster Nov. 18, 2009 @ 7:46 PM EST

I really need to lay off the drugs.....

Anyway, I haven't been posting lately due to my ever-expanding procrastination. But hey, how's it going with you guys? My beloved 5 daily readers? Anything you'd like to discuss? I have a list of topics:

-Russia/U.S. Relations.
-Recent Art/Movies/Games.
-BUTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol.
-Mushrooms? (Drugs, violence, sex)
-Politics.
-Everyday Life.
-Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest/Breasts?

..... I don't know why I keep making sex puns. Someone please comment before I make another one.

In the mean time; "Hey! Crack-Pipe! Get your ass and that Goomba's ass back here! I need you guys to get high!"

".......What do you mean I can't get high from eating a Goomba?! They're mushrooms, god damn it!"

=P

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Now something for zerogeass:

Posted by BlueToaster Nov. 15, 2009 @ 8:44 PM EST

This is one is super special! =P

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Sorry guys, I don't usually post this stuff. Or ever, for that matter!

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